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Monday, August 9th, 2004
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1:24 am
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| Saturday, August 7th, 2004
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6:25 pm - Today I saw Sundays fortune
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An intellectual is someone who can listen to the "William Tell Overture" without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
--John Chesson
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| Thursday, August 5th, 2004
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5:04 pm
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4:32 pm - If your not doing much tonight:
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You should go to this show. The band is pretty bomb and it's free. It doesn't hurt to check them out. You'll have a fun time. I'll have my cell phone with me children incase you need to call me and tell me to find you. 503 341 0971
P.S. I made the flyer. It's pretty rad, huh?
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12:21 am - Hello Operator!
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For those of you who weren't aware:
 I got a puppy. his name is Simon. He looks like a little Cobey. I love Cobey and Simon too much for my own good
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| Sunday, August 1st, 2004
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11:30 pm - vamos a la playa
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 Dancing all night and talking shit all day. We Party when neccesary
current mood: richer than ever current music: Whatever I've got comin'
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| Wednesday, July 28th, 2004
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1:20 am - AAAND part 3
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Deni m m assacre: or passed out on the fucking floor Deni m m assacre: in a pile of penises deadXapostle: ill be alive deadXapostle: i hope Deni m m assacre: haha Deni m m assacre: maybe still in a pile of penises though deadXapostle: i dont think im going to passout deadXapostle: of course Deni m m assacre: theres part 3 deadXapostle: woo Deni m m assacre: haha Deni m m assacre: passed out? deadXapostle: nope deadXapostle: in fact my typing skills have improved Deni m m assacre: are you at least in a pile of penises? Deni m m assacre: wonderful deadXapostle: swimming through a pool Deni m m assacre: that is the most beautiful thing i've ever heard
You being drunk never fails to make me pee my pants laughing.
p.s.
deadXapostle: i think im sobering up deadXapostle: thats no good Deni m m assacre: haha Deni m m assacre: you'll jsut have to fix that deadXapostle: i dont have any thing to fix it with Deni m m assacre: haha Deni m m assacre: quik grab one of the penises. they fix EVVVERYTHING deadXapostle: done deadXapostle: now what?
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12:57 am - Part 2
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deadXapostle: i love boners
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12:46 am - Soy gets drunk as fuck part 1
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deadXapostle: andreu is donw stairs in myds rooem Deni m m assacre: aw buddy, i hate to break it to you but your too drunk to type deadXapostle: not ture deadXapostle: shits deadXapostle: wait Deni m m assacre: haha deadXapostle: i can do it if i go really slow deadXapostle: and concentrate Deni m m assacre: k i'll give you like 30 seconds to type the word boner 5 times deadXapostle: boner boner ngoer boneer noboer deadXapostle: dfuck Deni m m assacre: you were so close until that 3rd boner got the bets of you Deni m m assacre: hahaha deadXapostle: boner boner boner boners bonesser deadXapostle: fuck
Did I ever tell you I love when your drunk
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| Tuesday, July 27th, 2004
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8:22 pm - If you wanna get happy this is where it's at!
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 woah woah there's always music!
current music: All sounds & All people!
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7:12 pm - You can suck it
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| Monday, July 26th, 2004
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10:32 pm
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1st=True enough 2nd=Dedicated to Steph 3rd=Brightened my day 4th=I already knew that 5th=makes me horny 6th=Gets me excited
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7:46 pm - I tried to give you up but I'm addicted
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 Oh Cinderella, they aren't sluts like you
current mood: Woke up in yesterdays make-up current music: Celebrity skin
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| Tuesday, July 20th, 2004
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6:23 pm - I Might explode someday soon
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You are the music while the music lasts. T.S. Eliot
Don't turn my music off.
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| Thursday, July 15th, 2004
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3:47 pm - Here's the FAT CARD
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Holy Fuck, I can't even keep up with my journal anymore.
Short story here we go:
I set my alarm for 8:30, But unfortunently I'm fucked and I unplug the fucking alarm when it goes off because I'm so not waking up at 8:30. So Katie calls at 9:00 and wakes me up saying she's on her way so THEN i decide oh fuck get yourself out of bed. So I didn't shower because I like smelling like i haven't showered in a day But my hair is my main concern, right? right. So i put my magnificent head in the tub and wash my hair and dry it and make it huge as usual then Katie gets there with Dane and Ron and we drink mountain dews for breakfast. aaannd then... hold on I'm thinking back.. Okay then We left to get Kody and Robbie, Skip past the part about Sitting around their house for a while and continue at the part where we squish four people in the back of Katies little car and I'm the last one to get in and Dane hands me the fat card like a bastard. haha ok stop laughing. Then I'm going to leave a part out on the way to Warped tour because it was Kody's fault cause he's black. But he's white. You know? So then we get there and it's hot as fuck and Robbie has a palce to pee so he doesn't pee on me anymore. And then we go inside after shanaynay bitched us out about the will call line. And i'm skipping around a lot in this story. But shut up. So then we Dance around at warped tour, Katie and I had a lot of fun during the sounds and Ima Robot and we got bad sunburns that look liek farmers tans but we like it ok. And thenKody has a funny looking head now because of his hair making a tan line. But thats what you get for being beautiful. I almost forgot the part where IMA ROBOT SIGNED MY FUCKING SHIRT! jsut thinking about it ok? 1...2..3.. okay continuing, so lets skip everything until we leave, and so we leave, right? right, and we go to Kody's house and eat, we like to eat. And we all eat cup of noodles but you see, Danes has a bullet hole in it because someone doesn't like Dane, and we eat like piggies and Gladys attacks us with aloe because we look like lobsters and she doesn't like it. And robbie stuck his fucking feet under the refrigerator. My story is pretty much done ok? ok.
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| Tuesday, July 6th, 2004
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9:04 pm - I really did it this time
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I got the monroooeeee. I got it goooood
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9:00 pm - Sometimes...
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We're ALL jsut a little crazy sometimes.
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2:46 pm
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i finaly got warped tour tickets yaaayyuuhhh bitchhesss
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| Sunday, July 4th, 2004
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4:13 pm - Last year at Warped Tour there was
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| Thursday, July 1st, 2004
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3:02 pm - Somebody told me....
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I'm coming home on The surf has been awesome
current mood: irritable current music: the killers
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